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>> steve: me? >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: caping it? >> jimmy: i mean, sure. [ laughter ] >> steve: i'll try it. >> jimmy: check this out. bust you off a piece. [ light laughter ] >> steve: just a little piece. ♪ in a million like once in a life ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i could have found you put my arms around you like two in a million like once in a life ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: heart attack. he's having a -- no, he's having a heart attack. he's having -- [ cheers and applause ] oh, my goodness. oh, wait. oh, my goodness. oh, wait, what? sorry. >> steve: oh, i'm good. i took my nitroglycerin pills. oh, thank god. >> jimmy: thank goodness. >> steve: oh, my god. that's capey. >> jimmy: thank goodness you have -- thank goodness you have that nitroglycerin there. >> steve: i keep it right in here. it's got a lot of other stuff. >> jimmy: oh, yeah? >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: what types of things do you have in there? >> steve: red sharpie. [ laughter ] this thing. let me see if it still works. >> jimmy: is that interesting? no, hey, hey,
>> steve: me? >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: caping it? >> jimmy: i mean, sure. [ laughter ] >> steve: i'll try it. >> jimmy: check this out. bust you off a piece. [ light laughter ] >> steve: just a little piece. ♪ in a million like once in a life ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i could have found you put my arms around you like two in a million like once in a life ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: heart attack. he's having a -- no, he's having a heart attack. he's...
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>> steve: that's a class move. that's a class move. oh, you button it. oh, my god that glove has buttons oh wait, a zipper. it's a zipper glove with buttons. oh, and it's fold over oh, my god it's got velcro. oh, and a crank and a crank and a crank. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "good day to you, sir! >> steve: out! >> jimmy: that's another good one. "out!" >> jimmy: "out." "i'll give you three different -- >> steve: yeah, you get three different things on everything that's what makes you such a a great actor. >> jimmy: thank you, man, appreciate it! >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: "out." >> steve: now you're scared. do you're scared >> jimmy: "out!" >> steve: now you're angry >> jimmy: "out!" >> steve: now you're trepidation -- you have trepidation -- you're trepidatious >> jimmy: "out?" [ laughter ] here's another one here. harry styles >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: plus a ceramics wheel, equals harry potter >> steve: oh [ laughter ] >> jimmy: see, you understand? >> steve: yeah, that's mathematics. popular. [ applause ] >> jimmy:
>> steve: that's a class move. that's a class move. oh, you button it. oh, my god that glove has buttons oh wait, a zipper. it's a zipper glove with buttons. oh, and it's fold over oh, my god it's got velcro. oh, and a crank and a crank and a crank. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "good day to you, sir! >> steve: out! >> jimmy: that's another good one. "out!" >> jimmy: "out." "i'll give you three different -- >> steve: yeah, you get three...
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. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: i'll save it. >> steve: save it for later. >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: save it for the doctor. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't know. you know what he said to me on the way out? he goes, "i hope i never see you again." [ laughter ] i think he meant like -- >> steve: yeah, he doesn't want to see you. he wants you to get better. he wants to get better. >> jimmy: hopefully, yeah. but that's -- >> steve: but it's offensive sounding. >> jimmy: i mean, in the elevator i was like, "does he hope i die?" >> steve: yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't know him that well. >> steve: yeah. [ light laughter ] >> steve: now you've got to go back just to prove yourself right. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm going to wait outside his apartment tonight. with a crowbar. >> steve: oh, there it is again. was that -- wait. was that the acid reflux or just spittle? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that was acid reflux. >> steve: wow. sounds awful. >> jimmy: i've been doing that for like two months. >> steve: yeah, you've been coughing. i thought you just had a dry -- >> jimmy: no. i don
. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: i'll save it. >> steve: save it for later. >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: save it for the doctor. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't know. you know what he said to me on the way out? he goes, "i hope i never see you again." [ laughter ] i think he meant like -- >> steve: yeah, he doesn't want to see you. he wants you to get better. he wants to get better. >> jimmy: hopefully, yeah. but that's -- >> steve:...
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> steve: oh, boy. that's not a good -- that's not a good name. catarinavd wow. >> jimmy: valentine's day. >> steve: oh, sure yeah, that's when you get it [ laughter ] wow. >> jimmy: i don't know it's probably her initials or something. >> steve: yeah, sure a lot of penicillin. catarinavd is that a strain [ laughter ] "you've >> steve: "there's no cure." >> jimmy: valentine's day. >> jimmy: she says, "once i was holding my boyfriend's hand, i looked down and thought, 'wow, we're wearing the same nail polish.' i was looking at my own fingers. [ laughter and applause oh, this is great. this one is from @thestrawberryfrog they say, "when you think about it, when you water water, it grows. >> steve: wow. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's deep. >> steve: that's deep, man and the water is deep. >> jimmy: right now matthew mcconaughey's head is spinning around. >> steve: yeah whoa [ thumping ] >> jimmy: oh, ow >> steve: oh, oh >> jimmy: u-h-l. h. >> steve: oh >> jimmy: this is from @gxbbybrxcho [ laughter ] how co
> steve: oh, boy. that's not a good -- that's not a good name. catarinavd wow. >> jimmy: valentine's day. >> steve: oh, sure yeah, that's when you get it [ laughter ] wow. >> jimmy: i don't know it's probably her initials or something. >> steve: yeah, sure a lot of penicillin. catarinavd is that a strain [ laughter ] "you've >> steve: "there's no cure." >> jimmy: valentine's day. >> jimmy: she says, "once i was holding my...
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>> steve: miley, steve. >> what's going on, steve? >> steve: hey, how's it going? i have a question for you. >> i am playing with a a tarantula. >> steve: oh, really? [ laughter ] >> you thought you could get me with this one. i am a vegan. i love all animals. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: miley, what is the largest muscle in the human body? don't be dirty. [ light laughter ] >> wait, wait, wait. >> steve: largest muscle. in the human body. >> no. >> steve: he can help you. >> no. >> jimmy: don't ask my booth! [ laughter ] >> that's what i was thinking. wait no, skin! wait -- [ laughter ] no, wait what did you say? >> steve: skin is not a muscle. the answer is the gluteus maximus -- >> [ bleep ] >> steve: -- or the butt. >> oh [ bleep ]! >> jimmy: miley, stop saying that! >> steve: oh! [ laughter and applause ] joining miley's booth is the winner of the best freestyle beard in the 2016 national beard and mustache championship, say hello to garey faulkner. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's two tarantulas. it's actually a tarantula. >> steve: he's got one
>> steve: miley, steve. >> what's going on, steve? >> steve: hey, how's it going? i have a question for you. >> i am playing with a a tarantula. >> steve: oh, really? [ laughter ] >> you thought you could get me with this one. i am a vegan. i love all animals. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: miley, what is the largest muscle in the human body? don't be dirty. [ light laughter ] >> wait, wait, wait. >> steve: largest muscle. in the human...
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. >> steve: cake >> pizza pie >> steve: pizza pie. let's see the board. [ ding ] ♪ [ cheers and applause >> steve: whoa number one answer. oh, my oh, snap oh, snap >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> steve: oh, my god the mocking dance. >> we have that guy on our team what are you going to do, jimmy? >> steve: all right, gang, what are you going to say >> yeah, that guy. >> steve: what do you think? >> that's the thing. i can't tell i couldn't tell you. >> jimmy: you got it >> i got it. no, i got it >> steve: will i regret eating this whole --? >> pint of ice cream >> steve: pint of ice cream. let's see it [ ding ] ♪ [ cheers and applause >> steve: one more tariq for the win. tie of the day >> will i regret eating this whole -- ? >> tariq: turkey [ laughter ] >> oh, come on [ buzzer ] >> come on >> steve: wow. >> that's a lot, though. >> steve: that is a lot. you're going to eat a whole turkey that is a lot. all righty >> jimmy: i'll give you $1,000 if turkey's up there. [ laughter ] >> steve: let us see turkey. oh now -- up to you guys to
. >> steve: cake >> pizza pie >> steve: pizza pie. let's see the board. [ ding ] ♪ [ cheers and applause >> steve: whoa number one answer. oh, my oh, snap oh, snap >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> steve: oh, my god the mocking dance. >> we have that guy on our team what are you going to do, jimmy? >> steve: all right, gang, what are you going to say >> yeah, that guy. >> steve: what do you think? >> that's the thing. i can't tell i...
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steve higgins, everybody steve higgins. nice to see you. [ cheers and applause glad to see you. ♪ well, switching gears. today kfc launched its new chicken pizza hybrid called chizza [ scattered cheers ] here's a photo of it look at this yeah >> steve: oh [ audience ohs ] >> jimmy: i don't know about you, but if there's one word i don't want to see on a menu, it's "hybrid." [ laughter ] not to be outdone, dominos just introduced boneless pizza. [ laughter ] fried chicken covered with cheese and pepperoni we're at the point where regular fried chicken is now considered the lighter option. [ laughter ] and finally, mlb players are slamming the league's new uniforms because their pants are see-through. [ audience ohs ] check it out yeah >> steve: oh [ light laughter ] i get the feeling this year we're going to see a lot more dingers. [ laughter and applause we have a great show, everyone give it up for the roots right there. what ♪ [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: oh how fun. hey, guys, exciting news around here this pa
steve higgins, everybody steve higgins. nice to see you. [ cheers and applause glad to see you. ♪ well, switching gears. today kfc launched its new chicken pizza hybrid called chizza [ scattered cheers ] here's a photo of it look at this yeah >> steve: oh [ audience ohs ] >> jimmy: i don't know about you, but if there's one word i don't want to see on a menu, it's "hybrid." [ laughter ] not to be outdone, dominos just introduced boneless pizza. [ laughter ] fried chicken...
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>> steve: ooh. >> yes, of course. >> steve: that's a good one. >> "it"! >> steve: very topical. very topical. let's see clowns. >> steve: that's number one! [ ding ] [ cheers and applause ] >> it's a slaughter now. >> steve: okay noah, round two? >> again? >> steve: again. >> oh -- okay. >> steve: things you are afraid of. what are people afraid of? >> oh, heights. >> oh, that's a good one. >> steve: heights. let's see heights! [ ding ] >> first fail. tish. >> oh, i know. i know. i know. >> one more fail. >> jimmy: what are people afraid of? >> ghosts. >> jimmy: yes! >> that was a good one. >> steve: let's see ghosts. [ ding ] >> fail. >> steve: oh! over to "riverdale" to steal. they can win this entire game. >> jimmy: if they don't win this, we win the whole thing. >> steve: no, if they win this, they win the whole thing. >> jimmy: that's right. but if they lose this, we win. >> steve: then you win the whole thing. >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. >> steve: they get one guess. you guys get one guess to win this entire game. >> i know. >> insects, insects. [ drumroll ] >
>> steve: ooh. >> yes, of course. >> steve: that's a good one. >> "it"! >> steve: very topical. very topical. let's see clowns. >> steve: that's number one! [ ding ] [ cheers and applause ] >> it's a slaughter now. >> steve: okay noah, round two? >> again? >> steve: again. >> oh -- okay. >> steve: things you are afraid of. what are people afraid of? >> oh, heights. >> oh, that's a good one. >>...
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>> steve: wow! >> jimmy: all right. >> steve: well, well, well the rules of this game are fairly simple. i will read your team a category >> jimmy: uh-huh >> steve: and then you will then count to three and both name something in that category at the same time >> jimmy: uh-huh >> steve: if you say the same thing, you get a jinx. >> jimmy: that's good. >> steve: make sense >> jimmy: yeah >> steve: any questions? >> jimmy: we want to have -- >> steve: okay, great. renee and jimmy -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah -- >> steve: you're up first. did you have a question? >> jimmy: well, yeah, i was just wondering -- >> steve: okay, you guys are up first. [ laughter ] to help you link your minds, would you please put your pinkies together, a la pinky swear? may i have the category please >> jimmy: we got this, bud we got this. >> steve: all right, ready >> jimmy: well, that was amazing technology >> steve: that's a pneumatic tube >> jimmy: yeah, you could have just had a card up there >> steve: no, no, no but
>> steve: wow! >> jimmy: all right. >> steve: well, well, well the rules of this game are fairly simple. i will read your team a category >> jimmy: uh-huh >> steve: and then you will then count to three and both name something in that category at the same time >> jimmy: uh-huh >> steve: if you say the same thing, you get a jinx. >> jimmy: that's good. >> steve: make sense >> jimmy: yeah >> steve: any questions? >> jimmy: we...
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steve: that's true? >> jimmy: i wasn't even wearing it when they said that >> steve: really [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: but they might have seen it the day before >> steve: they may have seen it before >> jimmy: they might have seen it the day before. anyway, it was a great break but i'm so happy to be back. i missed you guys. and i missed -- yeah, thank you. [ cheers and applause it's fun did you see -- catch the all-star game? the mlb all-star game was last week and we wanted to do something fun with the players so we gave a bunch of them weird phrases and asked them to sneak those phrases into their interviews as casually as possible no one knew that we were doing this here, check it out it's time for "drop it in. [ cheers and applause ♪ drop it i drop it indropt in ♪ >> this is my -- these are my basics this is what i need to do. and you can draw back on it. it's like they say, "even a hungry turtle can do a a jumping jack." [ ding ] >> absolutely, yeah. >> is it possible to have too many power
steve: that's true? >> jimmy: i wasn't even wearing it when they said that >> steve: really [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: but they might have seen it the day before >> steve: they may have seen it before >> jimmy: they might have seen it the day before. anyway, it was a great break but i'm so happy to be back. i missed you guys. and i missed -- yeah, thank you. [ cheers and applause it's fun did you see -- catch the all-star game? the mlb all-star game was last week...
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>> steve: oh my god! [ audience oohs ] >> jimmy: he's a practical -- >> steve: that's his joke. >> jimmy: yeah, that's his joke. >> steve: not our joke. >> jimmy: i would never say anything like that. >> steve: yeah, i wouldn't say -- >> jimmy: hey, i want to wish everyone here a happy cinco de mayo! >> steve: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: that's right, cinco de mayo. we love cinco de mayo. and to celebrate here's a look at some of our politicians trying to speak spanish. check it out. ♪ >> buenos tardes a todos. and feliz casi cinco de mayo. >> yo estere contigo. that's a promise. >> el hombre del peluquin. >> jimmy: beyonce del guacamole. [ light laughter ] talking about. del toro -- everybody's celebrating cinco de mayo. and, you know, i'm feeling in the cinco spirit, but i kind of want to kick it up a notch. you know what i'm saying? [ cheers and applause ] turn it up a little bit. i wish there was a way to do that. oh, my! ♪ ♪ oh, my goodness, hashtag -- hashtag the panda. hey has
>> steve: oh my god! [ audience oohs ] >> jimmy: he's a practical -- >> steve: that's his joke. >> jimmy: yeah, that's his joke. >> steve: not our joke. >> jimmy: i would never say anything like that. >> steve: yeah, i wouldn't say -- >> jimmy: hey, i want to wish everyone here a happy cinco de mayo! >> steve: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: that's right, cinco de mayo. we love cinco de mayo. and to celebrate here's a look...
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>> steve: you're gonna do some more next week >> jimmy: yeah >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: yeah >> steve: yeah >> steve: but this is the last one. >> jimmy: this is my jason bateman. >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: yeah okay, okay, okay everyone calm down okay he's the host of "the tonight show." treat him with - could i get some respect it's his last game can we just do the - >> steve: where did that come from >> jimmy: not bad? >> steve: yeah, that is good >> jimmy: i'm working on it. i'm working on it. yeah, that's it. >> steve: what other ones you working on >> jimmy: i love jason bateman >> steve: he's a delight >> jimmy: that's the one blake shelton i'm working on too a little bit "why the hell am i here? [ laughter and applause "why why? why? [ light laughter ] that's all i got ♪ thank you, ski boots, for looking like transformers movie about uggs there you have it everybody. [ cheers and applause those are the thank you notes. when we come back we're playing search party with the co-host of "queer eye" and jb smoove stick around [ cheers and applause stick around [ cheers and applause
>> steve: you're gonna do some more next week >> jimmy: yeah >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: yeah >> steve: yeah >> steve: but this is the last one. >> jimmy: this is my jason bateman. >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: yeah okay, okay, okay everyone calm down okay he's the host of "the tonight show." treat him with - could i get some respect it's his last game can we just do the - >> steve: where did that come from >> jimmy: not bad?...
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>> steve: on tiktok? >> jimmy: yeah >> steve: i think i have seven to eight >> jimmy: yeah [ laughter ] well, she has 78 million, and her new single "obsessed" is out now. addison rae is here. >> steve: oh [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: addison rae! we're going to talk to her, maybe dance with her >> steve: oooh >> jimmy: and then she's performing later in the show it's going to be good. guys, we're about to do something brand-new. it is time for "tonight show remix. here we go [ cheers and applause ♪ this is the remix tonight show remix ♪ with three songs, "driver's license," "watermelon sugar," and "levitating. and asked you guys to pick the one that you wanted me and the roots to turned into a new song alright? so this week's them is march madness. well, the results are in we got thousands and thousands of votes, and this morning we got the results. the winner is -- [ drumroll ] wow! >> steve: whoa >> jimmy: "watermelon sugar. >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: so our writers have been working on this all d
>> steve: on tiktok? >> jimmy: yeah >> steve: i think i have seven to eight >> jimmy: yeah [ laughter ] well, she has 78 million, and her new single "obsessed" is out now. addison rae is here. >> steve: oh [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: addison rae! we're going to talk to her, maybe dance with her >> steve: oooh >> jimmy: and then she's performing later in the show it's going to be good. guys, we're about to do something brand-new. it...
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. >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: he's a stud! plus, he is the writer and director of "la la land" which is nominated for 14 academy awards. wowzers. >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: damien chazelle is dropping in. and i love that movie! [ cheers and applause ] oh. he also did "whiplash" too. he's just a talented guy. oh and we have great -- great music. remember when had pharrell on? >> steve: mm-hm. >> jimmy: not too long ago. and he was talking about this girl that he saw at a master class and he was giving notes. and he had -- these kids were getting up and singing, performing a song? well she got up and performed this song for him. he had no notes. he was like, "whew. who are you? what's going on? this is -- you are fantastic." and now she has like -- i just checked, she has 800 billion hits. >> steve: 800 billion? >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: that's a lot. >> jimmy: i -- well i -- >> steve: even on the interweb that's a lot. >> jimmy: i'm not wearing my glasses, but yeah. >> steve: you're
. >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: he's a stud! plus, he is the writer and director of "la la land" which is nominated for 14 academy awards. wowzers. >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: damien chazelle is dropping in. and i love that movie! [ cheers and applause ] oh. he also did "whiplash" too. he's just a talented guy. oh and we have great -- great music. remember when had pharrell on? >> steve: mm-hm. >> jimmy: not too long ago....
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. >> steve: are you sure >> jimmy: yes. >> steve: how many seconds >> jimmy: seven. >> steve: good luck. [ light laughter ] ♪ [ light laughter ] ♪ >> steve: oh [ audience ohs ] do you want to know your time or not >> jimmy: yes. right? do i yeah >> steve: 7.12 seconds [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: wow. not bad. not bad. >> not bad >> steve: all right, rachel. >>kay. remember, when you hear this sound -- ♪ you'll commence the seven seconds. >> okay. >> steve: good luck. >> my heart is racing. >> steve: this sound - ♪ >> jimmy: oh, but not yet. not yet. not yet. not yet. don't -- >> jimmy: no when you hear it ♪ ♪ >> steve: ooh! >> jimmy: i didn't look. >> did i win >> steve: rachel, you are the winner of that round [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: wow! wow! that's good. >> steve: insane in the membrane all right. this is round two or the deuce as we call it. [ laughter ] this time we're going to really mix things up. this time -- >> jimmy: we've never called it the deuce, ever, by the way. [ laughter ] >> steve: we call it the deuce >> jimmy: no, we don't >> steve: ro
. >> steve: are you sure >> jimmy: yes. >> steve: how many seconds >> jimmy: seven. >> steve: good luck. [ light laughter ] ♪ [ light laughter ] ♪ >> steve: oh [ audience ohs ] do you want to know your time or not >> jimmy: yes. right? do i yeah >> steve: 7.12 seconds [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: wow. not bad. not bad. >> not bad >> steve: all right, rachel. >>kay. remember, when you hear this sound -- ♪ you'll...
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>> steve: spring. spring. >> jimmy: springtime. >> steve: oh. >> hitler. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: all right, the score is zero to zero. the word was "daffodils." >> jimmy: ah. >> questlove: ah. >> the password is -- "frappuccino." >> steve: okay. dove, you are first. [ light laughter ] [ audience oohs ] oh, my god. >> questlove: what does that mean? >> uh, i don't -- starbucks? >> steve: nice. >> questlove: grande? >> steve: ooh. [ light laughter ] no, that is -- >> jimmy: i see how you got there though. >> steve: yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: are you getting excited? you feel like we're going to get this, right? >> yeah. frozen. >> questlove: starbucks and frozen. >> jimmy: frappuccino? >> yes! [ bell dinging ] ♪♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: wow. well, well. >> jimmy: yes! yabba dabba doo! [ laughter ] >> steve: oh, my god. >> jimmy: yabba dabba doo. >> steve: quest and jimmy. next -- >> the password is -- "picnic." [ laughter ] >> steve: questlove, why don't you start us off
>> steve: spring. spring. >> jimmy: springtime. >> steve: oh. >> hitler. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: all right, the score is zero to zero. the word was "daffodils." >> jimmy: ah. >> questlove: ah. >> the password is -- "frappuccino." >> steve: okay. dove, you are first. [ light laughter ] [ audience oohs ] oh, my god. >> questlove: what does that mean? >> uh, i don't -- starbucks? >> steve: nice....
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. >> steve: w-t-f. >> jimmy: w-t-f. >> steve: yeah. better learn it now, kid. >> jimmy: yeah, alphabet blocks. this next one was sent in by daniela solano murphy in san diego, california. she was watching her local news and spotted this important story. "denny's upgrades pancake recipe -- now made with real ingredients." [ cheers and applause ] what were -- what were we eating? what have we been eating for years? >> steve: yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't understand what -- [ light laughter ] soylent green, yeah. >> steve: soylent green. >> jimmy: next one was sent in by christopher baker in corner brook, canada. he was shopping -- [ cheers ] really? [ laughter ] >> steve: hey, corner brook. >> canada! >> jimmy: oh, canada. sure. [ laughter ] >> steve: canada. like, corner brook -- >> jimmy: that's a little specific, yeah. [ light laughter ] he was shopping for triple xl underwear. and let's see what he found. there's -- [ laughter ] >> steve: there we go. [ applause ] >> jimmy: perfect model. >> steve: yeah. perfect model for that
. >> steve: w-t-f. >> jimmy: w-t-f. >> steve: yeah. better learn it now, kid. >> jimmy: yeah, alphabet blocks. this next one was sent in by daniela solano murphy in san diego, california. she was watching her local news and spotted this important story. "denny's upgrades pancake recipe -- now made with real ingredients." [ cheers and applause ] what were -- what were we eating? what have we been eating for years? >> steve: yeah. [ laughter ] >>...
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>> steve: yeah. you think that's what it was? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's the mysterious look, she's about to sneeze or something. [ laughter ] >> steve: "lit af!" >> jimmy: get this, guys, i read about a marijuana company in los angeles that just sold a a joint that's three feet long. [ laughter ] and this is very thoughtful, they even included a little guide explaining what happens when you smoke a three foot joint. [ light laughter ] check this out, after six inches you call the supermarket to ask why peanut butter doesn't comes in sticks like regular butter. after a foot, you realize you're talking into your wallet instead of your phone. [ laughter ] after a foot and a half, you try to plug your wallet in so that you can call the supermarket and get to the bottom of this peanut butter thing. [ laughter ] after two feet, you realize you've stuffed your wallet into a jar of peanut butter. after two and a half feet, you bring your peanut buttered wallet to the apple store to get repaired. and last
>> steve: yeah. you think that's what it was? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's the mysterious look, she's about to sneeze or something. [ laughter ] >> steve: "lit af!" >> jimmy: get this, guys, i read about a marijuana company in los angeles that just sold a a joint that's three feet long. [ laughter ] and this is very thoughtful, they even included a little guide explaining what happens when you smoke a three foot joint. [ light laughter ] check this out, after...
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>> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: so i guess that means that putin can rig an election, but not a curling event. it's like -- [cheers and laughter ] "i am only human." vice president mike pence will lead the u.s. delegation in pyeongchang while trump will lead a delegation at p.f. chang's. [ laughter and applause ] "that sounds like a good plan. let's see what my fortune cookie has to say about it. [ laughter ] it's going to be a great olympics in bed." [ laughter ] as you all know, valentine's day is next week, and a lot of people are just getting around to shopping for a gift. it can be a little stressful. so here to help with some romantic gift ideas, please welcome our valentine's day correspondent, julio torres. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you so much. >> hey. >> jimmy: julio, welcome back. >> thank you. >> jimmy: welcome back. >> thank you. hi. hi, hi, hello. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: julio, last time you were here, you had some holiday gift ideas. >> mm-hmm. >>
>> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: so i guess that means that putin can rig an election, but not a curling event. it's like -- [cheers and laughter ] "i am only human." vice president mike pence will lead the u.s. delegation in pyeongchang while trump will lead a delegation at p.f. chang's. [ laughter and applause ] "that sounds like a good plan. let's see what my fortune cookie has to say about it. [ laughter ] it's going to be a great olympics in...
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>> steve: yeah [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: yes! >> steve: come on! >> jimmy: no, he's not here now. he's coming out. >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: yeah, he's getting a a standing ovation >> steve: yeah, wow. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: i didn't even get a standing ovation >> steve: no >> jimmy: no he eventually will be out here >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: he's not here now. >> steve: he is coming >> jimmy: yeah, but he's getting a standing ovation just by saying he's here. [ laughter ] >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: plus, she's an emmy-nominated actress for her work on "yellowjackets." man, that is a good show [ cheers ] it returns march 24th on showtime melanie lynskey is joining us. >> steve: yeah [ cheers and applause wow. >> jimmy: and their entire back catalog, including their classic debut album, "3 feet high and rising," is finally available on all streaming platforms and digital retailers. yes, exactly right posdnuos and maseo from de la soul are here! >> steve: yeah [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: finally, it's out. >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: you can get it we
>> steve: yeah [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: yes! >> steve: come on! >> jimmy: no, he's not here now. he's coming out. >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: yeah, he's getting a a standing ovation >> steve: yeah, wow. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: i didn't even get a standing ovation >> steve: no >> jimmy: no he eventually will be out here >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: he's not here now. >> steve: he is coming >> jimmy: yeah, but he's...
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>> steve: famed entrepreneur. >> tariq: yup, yup. >> steve: country singers. >> tariq: yes. >> steve: they often been singing about what? >> tariq: we often sing about -- >> steve: we? [ laughter ] we? >> tariq: the line between country and hip-hop has been blurred. [ laughter ] >> steve: you're right. blurred lines. >> yeah. >> i'm gonna say, trucks. >> yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: trucks! let's see trucks! ♪ oh! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ oh, my gosh. you guys won that one. >> jimmy: all right. they got one. >> steve: now we're gonna start again. jimmy. >> jimmy: what was the last answer? >> steve: let's see. what's the number four answer? ♪ dog. >> jimmy: yeah, dog. >> steve: all right, jimmy and tariq, get up here. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] all right, ready? speaking of dogs. >> come on, jimmy. >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: why do dogs blank. why do dogs blank. tell me when you are both locked in. internet search. people queried the internet. ask jeeves. what does jeeves have to say? [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: that doesn't exist anymore. [ light laughter ] >> steve
>> steve: famed entrepreneur. >> tariq: yup, yup. >> steve: country singers. >> tariq: yes. >> steve: they often been singing about what? >> tariq: we often sing about -- >> steve: we? [ laughter ] we? >> tariq: the line between country and hip-hop has been blurred. [ laughter ] >> steve: you're right. blurred lines. >> yeah. >> i'm gonna say, trucks. >> yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: trucks! let's see...
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. >> steve: just try it. >> jimmy: i know. >> steve: it's a rib. you love ribs. >> jimmy: i don't want you to feeding it to me now. the game's not fun if i'm staring at you. >> steve: no, here's the deal. >> jimmy: it's too verbal. it's too loud. i don't understand what this part is. >> steve: that's the sense of hearing. >> jimmy: that felt weird. i feel like we're making jessica uncomfortable. >> steve: we're making america uncomfortable. >> i was fine until "fifty shades of grey." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: here, you try it. [ cheers and applause ] you try it. all right. ready. i'm going to plug your -- yeah hold on. >> steve: you're going to do what? >> jimmy: i'm going to plug your nose. you can hear me. >> steve: i can't hear you. i can't hear you. >> jimmy: the headphones aren't on. >> steve: i can't hear anything you're saying. >> jimmy: open wide. open wide. here you go. how does it taste, man? [ laughter ] there you go, right there. that was my broccoli doughnut. [ applause ] give it up for jessica seinfeld. "food swings" is available now. st
. >> steve: just try it. >> jimmy: i know. >> steve: it's a rib. you love ribs. >> jimmy: i don't want you to feeding it to me now. the game's not fun if i'm staring at you. >> steve: no, here's the deal. >> jimmy: it's too verbal. it's too loud. i don't understand what this part is. >> steve: that's the sense of hearing. >> jimmy: that felt weird. i feel like we're making jessica uncomfortable. >> steve: we're making america uncomfortable....
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that's right. >> steve: really? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's right. >> steve: awe. >> jimmy: yeah. "this bitch gets my seat?" [ laughter ] it's a dog. a dog. get this. on friday, a group of 40 turtles caused delays on the runway at jfk airport. on the bright side, the turtles were moving so slow, they got hired to work at laguardia. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: oh! >> jimmy: "it's that slow. you're that slow." [ light laughter ] "it's amazing." >> steve: hey-yo! >> jimmy: "they're that slow!" this isn't good, guys. millions of sabrett hot dogs -- i love sabrett's hot dogs. millions of sabrett's hot dogs that are sold here on the street in new york city are being recalled because they contain small pieces of bone. [ light laughter ] while the foreman at the factory is like, "hey, has anyone seen jeff?" [ cheers and applause ] "when you see him, tell him he's fired!" [ laughter ] >> steve: "he hasn't been here since the machine clogged up!" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "oh, jeff's wedding ring. he must have
that's right. >> steve: really? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's right. >> steve: awe. >> jimmy: yeah. "this bitch gets my seat?" [ laughter ] it's a dog. a dog. get this. on friday, a group of 40 turtles caused delays on the runway at jfk airport. on the bright side, the turtles were moving so slow, they got hired to work at laguardia. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: oh! >> jimmy: "it's that slow. you're that slow." [ light...
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. >> steve: oh! whoa! [ laughter and applause ] ♪ ♪ da na na na na na na ♪ >> jimmy: you can tell -- you can tell -- you can tell that the guy was a stoner because when he woke up, he was like "top of the -- 4:00 p.m. to you, what? where did the day go? oh, funyuns." [ laughter ] and finally, i read that firefighters in pennsylvania saved 200 pounds of polish sausage from a smokehouse fire. [ laughter ] it is crazy. last time i saw a fireman handle that much sausage, it was because i ordered the wrong movie in my hotel room. i swear. we have a great show tonight, you guys. give it up for the roots! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have an amazing show tonight. she is one of the stars of nbc's "up all night," and the host of "saturday night live" this weekend. we love her. maya rudolph is here! [ cheers and applause ] one in a million. she's one in a million. so talented. >> steve: she's wonderful. >> jimmy: he hosts his own show on msnbc, dylan ratigan is stopping by! we'll talk to him. he's
. >> steve: oh! whoa! [ laughter and applause ] ♪ ♪ da na na na na na na ♪ >> jimmy: you can tell -- you can tell -- you can tell that the guy was a stoner because when he woke up, he was like "top of the -- 4:00 p.m. to you, what? where did the day go? oh, funyuns." [ laughter ] and finally, i read that firefighters in pennsylvania saved 200 pounds of polish sausage from a smokehouse fire. [ laughter ] it is crazy. last time i saw a fireman handle that much sausage,...
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>> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: that's his job, right? >> steve: yeah, that's his job. yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, well he's not there. there's no one there. >> steve: what? >> jimmy: there's like an intern. [ laughter ] >> steve: running the whole thing? >> jimmy: people are gunning in and out. >> steve: really? >> jimmy: yeah. somebody is temporarily filling in for the surgeon general. i think whoever it is doesn't really know what they're doing because look at some of the warning labels they've released. first one's for cigarettes. it says, "warning, smoking cigarettes might make you look too cool." [ laughter ] >> steve: wow, that's awful. >> jimmy: do you see what i'm saying? >> steve: yeah, that's not good. >> jimmy: it just doesn't seem right to me. here's one for viagra. it says, "warning, do not consume before funerals." [ laughter ] >> steve: what? that's ridiculous. >> jimmy: i get it, but you shouldn't put that on there. >> steve: yeah, i think people would know that. >> jimmy: no i mean, here's one for redd's apple ale. it says warning, "you need to
>> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: that's his job, right? >> steve: yeah, that's his job. yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, well he's not there. there's no one there. >> steve: what? >> jimmy: there's like an intern. [ laughter ] >> steve: running the whole thing? >> jimmy: people are gunning in and out. >> steve: really? >> jimmy: yeah. somebody is temporarily filling in for the surgeon general. i think whoever it is doesn't really know what...
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. >> steve: yeah, c-o-x. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> steve: anita. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] >> steve: it's a great neighborhood. >> jimmy: interesting neighborhood. really interesting people. ethnically diverse. the dover family are there. >> steve: the dovers there, yeah. the kids -- >> jimmy: ben and eileen. >> steve: ben, eileen. >> jimmy: yeah, they're both there. [ laughter ] >> steve: good people. good neighborhood. >> jimmy: good people, man. >> steve: good american stories. >> jimmy: good american people. [ light laughter ] this one's from @abiabi19. she says, "during dinner, my date took out his ipod, put on his headphones and quietly started rapping to himself." [ laughter ] this one's from @thefalpalette. says, "because i didn't have a date, my mom took a picture of me with someone else's date so she could send it to my grandma." [ laughter ] [ audience ohs ] >> steve: that's sweet. come on. >> jimmy: this last one's from @carpedarwin. she says, "my date wore pleather to prom." here's a picture. awesome! [ laughter and applause ] there you have it. those are tonight's "lat
. >> steve: yeah, c-o-x. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> steve: anita. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] >> steve: it's a great neighborhood. >> jimmy: interesting neighborhood. really interesting people. ethnically diverse. the dover family are there. >> steve: the dovers there, yeah. the kids -- >> jimmy: ben and eileen. >> steve: ben, eileen. >> jimmy: yeah, they're both there. [ laughter ] >> steve: good people. good neighborhood....
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>> steve: let me see it. >> jimmy: why would i do that? >> steve: let me see it. oh, my god, it's great. [ laughter ] [ drum roll ] >> jimmy: all right. the 13th album. it comes out december 6th, so you can get on, you know, itunes right now. you know, just preorder it. it's called "undun." here it is. here's the cover. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ preorder this guy. >> steve: oh, my gosh. >> jimmy: you know what? you got to stuff your stockings. you got five stockings, you get five copies of "undun," and you're finished. >> steve: yeah. "thank you notes" and -- >> jimmy: put all the cds and "thank you notes," too. >> steve: and you're done. >> jimmy: and betty wright as well. but "undun" is spelled incorrectly. i love that. [ light laughter ] >> steve: is that a sandwich? >> jimmy: well, i don't know -- no, it's not a sandwich. >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: it's like mattresses. bunch of mattresses. >> steve: make it a sandwich. >> jimmy: is it a sandwich? >> it's a mattress, but -- >> jimmy: it is a mattress, but -- >> i like a sandwich better. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: t
>> steve: let me see it. >> jimmy: why would i do that? >> steve: let me see it. oh, my god, it's great. [ laughter ] [ drum roll ] >> jimmy: all right. the 13th album. it comes out december 6th, so you can get on, you know, itunes right now. you know, just preorder it. it's called "undun." here it is. here's the cover. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ preorder this guy. >> steve: oh, my gosh. >> jimmy: you know what? you got to stuff your stockings. you...
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>> steve: ready, bryce? >> yes. >> steve: go! >> okay. so something you eat and it goes like this. >> ham, spam? >> starts with a -- >> it's -- cam? spam! blam! [ laughter ] >> something -- something shell. >> clam! >> form of social media. >> um, um -- >> there's a top three. >> social media is instagram? >> yep, got it. okay, a kind of like not meat, meat that you would eat in the '50s that's not really meat. >> spam. >> yes, it's -- it's an awesome city in europe where you can -- where marijuana is legal. >> oh -- amsterdam. [ buzzer ] >> jimmy: no! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: no, no! no way! >> i got that. >> jimmy: no way! >> oh! [ yelling at each other ] >> amster -- >> dam! >> jimmy: amster buzz dam! [ laughter ] amster buzz dam! >> steve: is that yes or no? >> jimmy: amster buzz dam! >> jimmy: now, who won the game? >> steve: you guys won the game. >> jimmy: we won the game! >> questlove: we won the game! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: my thanks to michael strahan. we're talking to bryce, after the break! [ cheers and
>> steve: ready, bryce? >> yes. >> steve: go! >> okay. so something you eat and it goes like this. >> ham, spam? >> starts with a -- >> it's -- cam? spam! blam! [ laughter ] >> something -- something shell. >> clam! >> form of social media. >> um, um -- >> there's a top three. >> social media is instagram? >> yep, got it. okay, a kind of like not meat, meat that you would eat in the '50s that's not really meat....
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. >> steve: yeah! >> jimmy: that's tomorrow night. [ cheers and applause ] and then kit, rose, blake and i are all going to play a game of charades. i'd love to see blake shelton play charades. >> steve: hey, man. >> jimmy: but first we have a a great show tonight. everybody is just awesome and fun. i just love our show tonight. this guy is the biggest star in music right now. >> steve: he's the best. >> jimmy: and he's back as host and musical guest on "saturday night live" this weekend. drake is here, you guys. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] little tiny drake. little tiny drake. >> jimmy: he's miniaturized himself. >> steve: he's miniaturized. he made himself tiny. >> jimmy: he's a tiny -- >> steve: he can do anything. >> jimmy: he can do anything, yes. >> steve: so he made himself tiny. >> jimmy: he's going to come out he might even be out here now. >> steve: yeah, we don't know. >> jimmy: i have no idea. [ laughter ] drake? >> steve: hey, what's up, jimmy. >> jimmy: hey, drake. can you com
. >> steve: yeah! >> jimmy: that's tomorrow night. [ cheers and applause ] and then kit, rose, blake and i are all going to play a game of charades. i'd love to see blake shelton play charades. >> steve: hey, man. >> jimmy: but first we have a a great show tonight. everybody is just awesome and fun. i just love our show tonight. this guy is the biggest star in music right now. >> steve: he's the best. >> jimmy: and he's back as host and musical guest on...
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>> steve: hey! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we're going to talk to him about his record-breaking show at madison square garden this summer. i've seen this show like four times. i can't stop seeing it. it's the best. >> steve: it's fantastic. >> jimmy: he's awesome, and he's going to perform a good song for us on the show that he's never -- i don't think he's done that. has he ever done that on tv? i'm not sure. but either way, it's going to be great. yeah. it's really good. not "piano man." >> steve: what? >> jimmy: no. "piano man," people have seen it. >> steve: i've seen it. >> jimmy: obvious choice. >> steve: this is the one that you know. >> jimmy: this is a jam, you go, oh. >> steve: i can't believe he's doing it. you go, doh! i can't believe it! >> jimmy: you go, oh, my goodness. over here. woah! >> steve: oh, my gosh. they're playing the song. >> jimmy: oh, billy joel! oh, my goodness. it's like being at the garden over here with this guy. [ laughter ] that's what you're going to be like
>> steve: hey! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we're going to talk to him about his record-breaking show at madison square garden this summer. i've seen this show like four times. i can't stop seeing it. it's the best. >> steve: it's fantastic. >> jimmy: he's awesome, and he's going to perform a good song for us on the show that he's never -- i don't think he's done that. has he ever done that on tv? i'm not sure. but either way, it's going to be great. yeah. it's...
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>> steve: i would love to. it works like this, you'll pick a category and you'll be served a plate of six different foods in that category. you'll have 30 seconds to consume six bites of food on your plate while giving clues to your blindfolded partner to get them to guess what you are eating. you may not begin describing that food until the food is in your mouth. >> jimmy: that's when you start talking? >> steve: yes, when the food is in your mouth. the team wit the most -- wins. any questions? >> jimmy: well -- >> steve: great, here are tonight's categories. [ laughter ] we have all up in my grill. >> jimmy: okay, i can do that. >> steve: neptune's bounty. >> jimmy: not sure. >> steve: just shoot me. ciao down. >> jimmy: mmm mario. >> steve: turkatory. and mmm mmm good. >> jimmy: you took your time on that one. >> steve: put a little linguist on it. >> a little muffled on that. >> jimmy: took your time a a little bit too on that one. >> steve: jimmy, why don't you pick the first category for mario? >> jimmy:
>> steve: i would love to. it works like this, you'll pick a category and you'll be served a plate of six different foods in that category. you'll have 30 seconds to consume six bites of food on your plate while giving clues to your blindfolded partner to get them to guess what you are eating. you may not begin describing that food until the food is in your mouth. >> jimmy: that's when you start talking? >> steve: yes, when the food is in your mouth. the team wit the most --...
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>> steve: really >> jimmy: yeah, i was like - >> steve: i got new shoes! >> jimmy: i got new shoes, man >> steve: come on down i got new shoes! >> jimmy: that's the way it was, yeah. look at my new shoes, yeah but yeah, it was unbelievable. changed the whole game >> steve: wow. i guess feet don't hurt? >> jimmy: yeah, they still probably do a little bit but, no, they don't. feet don't hurt. it's unbelievable. but now do i have to replace all my shoes >> steve: um, i don't know if you can afford it? but probably [ laughter ] just throw them right in the - you know what? take them straight to goodwill >> jimmy: dude, i've got a a venmo account. >> steve: okay, how much a a pair >> jimmy: $300 per shoe. >> steve: per shoe [ laughter ] how much is laces? >> jimmy: oh gosh, really? well all my shoes are velcro >> steve: okay [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i invested the future >> steve: yeah - >> jimmy: laces are a thing of the past >> steve: really >> jimmy: yeah, everything is going to be velcro in the future >> steve: really >> jimmy: trust me - >> steve: velcro and
>> steve: really >> jimmy: yeah, i was like - >> steve: i got new shoes! >> jimmy: i got new shoes, man >> steve: come on down i got new shoes! >> jimmy: that's the way it was, yeah. look at my new shoes, yeah but yeah, it was unbelievable. changed the whole game >> steve: wow. i guess feet don't hurt? >> jimmy: yeah, they still probably do a little bit but, no, they don't. feet don't hurt. it's unbelievable. but now do i have to replace all my...
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. >> steve: really? >> jimmy: but this is one of those gas bills that's going to linger. >> steve: you think so. >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: those are the worst. you know what i heard? >> jimmy: what's up? >> steve: i heard when they were touring the factory -- >> jimmy: okay. >> steve: there was an explosion. they heard some sort of explosive sound. >> jimmy: how does that sound like? what does the explosive sound like? >> jimmy: something like -- something like that maybe. i don't know i wasn't there and i'm not an expert in explosions. >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: so, they looked over -- >> jimmy: mm-hmm. >> steve: and apparently in one of the pipes, there was a a crack. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and that's where -- that's where the gas was leaking out of. >> steve: yeah, broken -- some wind had come and broken in the gas -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: broke wind. it broke from the wind. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: and, yeah. i mean, this whole -- this whole gas bill thing stinks and -- [ laughter ] but, of course,
. >> steve: really? >> jimmy: but this is one of those gas bills that's going to linger. >> steve: you think so. >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: those are the worst. you know what i heard? >> jimmy: what's up? >> steve: i heard when they were touring the factory -- >> jimmy: okay. >> steve: there was an explosion. they heard some sort of explosive sound. >> jimmy: how does that sound like? what does the explosive sound like? >> jimmy:...
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. >> steve: oh! >> jimmy: i don't even know what that means. >> steve: i think it means santa -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what? >> steve: what else could -- >> jimmy: that's my grandmother! that's my grandmother you're talking about. >> steve: i don't think it was really santa nor reindeer. >> jimmy: what happened? >> steve: i think there's been foul play. >> jimmy: foul play? >> steve: i think it was foul play involved. >> jimmy: all right, you guys. let's get our first guest out here. he is the head writer of "saturday night live" and the anchor of "weekend update." we love him. on new year's eve he'll be performing standup at the borgata in atlantic city. please welcome seth meyers! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> how are you, buddy? >> jimmy: i love you, man. how you doing? nice to see you again. >> it's great to be with you. we've been seeing so much of each other. >> jimmy: i mean, i just hung out with you for a whole week. it was great. it was super fun. thank you for having me at "saturday night
. >> steve: oh! >> jimmy: i don't even know what that means. >> steve: i think it means santa -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what? >> steve: what else could -- >> jimmy: that's my grandmother! that's my grandmother you're talking about. >> steve: i don't think it was really santa nor reindeer. >> jimmy: what happened? >> steve: i think there's been foul play. >> jimmy: foul play? >> steve: i think it was foul play involved. >>...
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. >> steve: take a bite. >> it's stentorian, it's stentorian >> steve: take a bite. we'll see. ♪ >> steve: it was "a," historian. [ cheers and applause [ gagging sound >> steve: sofia, you got a a cupcake full of corned beef hash [ audience oohs an american staple for the past 200 years, corned beef hash. >> jimmy: sofia, i'm so sorry. i'm so sorry, sofia. i'm so sorry about this. >> i think we're gonna get sick >> jimmy: no, no, i'm sorry. i'm sorry about this should we -- [ laughter ] >> steve: ready? let's move on -- question three. >> steve: this week burger king entered the fast food chicken sandwich wars. >> jimmy: yeah >> steve: so sad in most countries, burger king is known as burger king, with the notable exception of australia. what is burger king called in australia? is it "a," burger billy, "b," king's dinner, or "c" hungry jack's hold up your cupcakes when you have an answer >> jimmy: what is burger king called in australia? >> steve: yep. >> jimmy: king's dinner. >> steve: go for it. >> yeah -- that's -- that's -- i say so, too. i think so. >> steve:
. >> steve: take a bite. >> it's stentorian, it's stentorian >> steve: take a bite. we'll see. ♪ >> steve: it was "a," historian. [ cheers and applause [ gagging sound >> steve: sofia, you got a a cupcake full of corned beef hash [ audience oohs an american staple for the past 200 years, corned beef hash. >> jimmy: sofia, i'm so sorry. i'm so sorry, sofia. i'm so sorry about this. >> i think we're gonna get sick >> jimmy: no, no, i'm...
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i kind of -- well really steve discovered him and then -- >> steve: steve discovered him but you saw and said, "hey, i gotta have that kid." >> jimmy: i saw and said, "hey, that kid's got something." >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: "what's his name?" and i was like, "nice to meet you, little man. how are you?" [ laughter ] and he goes -- well, yeah, he's taller than me. >> steve: right, right. >> jimmy: and he goes, "i'm doing great. how you doing?" [ laughter ] i go, "would you like to come on 'the tonight show?'" he goes, "sure, i'd love to." so he's coming on. "came here to forget." that's what he's singing tonight. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: 11 years old. wow. >> jimmy: guys, today's friday, and that's usually when i catch up with some personal stuff. i check my inbox. i return some e-mails and send out thank you notes. and i was running a bit -- [ cheers and applause ] i was running a bit behind so i thought if you guys wouldn't mind, i'd just like to write out my weekly thank you notes right now. is that cool with you guys? [ cheers and applause ] thank you. i love you guys. h
i kind of -- well really steve discovered him and then -- >> steve: steve discovered him but you saw and said, "hey, i gotta have that kid." >> jimmy: i saw and said, "hey, that kid's got something." >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: "what's his name?" and i was like, "nice to meet you, little man. how are you?" [ laughter ] and he goes -- well, yeah, he's taller than me. >> steve: right, right. >> jimmy: and he goes, "i'm...
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oh, no >> steve: okay >> oh, no. >> steve: next question is for jimmy. >> oh, no. >> steve: jimmy. >> do we know what to do if the rabbit start acting a fool when we get it? [ laughter ] do we just let it go >> steve: let it go, it'll be good >> y'all just go get it. so we just let it go okay, all right. >> steve: we get it, some are more sick than others. [ laughter ] which of these bats is native to the tropical forest of southeast asia >> jimmy: are you joking me? [ laughter ] what's the loudest animal, a a whale or a dog >> steve: is it "a," dog face bat, "b," ghost face bat - >> oh, i know what it is >> steve: or "c," hairy face bat. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this is insane and rigged and i -- but if i get it wrong, oh, i get a bunny. >> steve: if you get it wrong, you get a bunny. but if you get it right, kevin gets a bunny >> jimmy: i'm going to say -- these bats are native to the tropical forests of southeast asia i'm going to say ghost face bat >> steve: is that your final answer [ buzzer ] >> jimmy: no >> yeah. >> steve: sorry. >> you got to keep that bunny. it was the hairy fa
oh, no >> steve: okay >> oh, no. >> steve: next question is for jimmy. >> oh, no. >> steve: jimmy. >> do we know what to do if the rabbit start acting a fool when we get it? [ laughter ] do we just let it go >> steve: let it go, it'll be good >> y'all just go get it. so we just let it go okay, all right. >> steve: we get it, some are more sick than others. [ laughter ] which of these bats is native to the tropical forest of southeast asia...
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masked potatoes. >> steve: m-a-s-k, masked. >> jimmy: that's a joke for everybody. >> steve: not mashed, masked >> jimmy: no, no did you see this, though, higgins? frank's red hot just released an injector to help you get hot sauce into your turkey this year look at this oh it's a great way to spice up your turkey, and if you mix in a little pfizer, even better way to get your uncle vaccinated [ laughter and applause have some more turkey. white meat or dark -- breast well, this is wild, i saw a survey that said this thanksgiving a third of americans served food infused with cannabis. [ cheers ] yeah, weed and operating a deep fryer, what could possibly go wrong? [ laughter ] of course, weed's always been a part of thanksgiving, the pilgrims were so stoned they put buckles on their hats. [ laughter ] also, it's probably not the best day to be high. it's like, "dude, i swear i saw a 50 foot pillsbury doughboy floating down sixth avenue." [ laughter ] meanwhile, another poll said that on thanksgiving 36% of americans admit to drinking more than usual. you know you drank too much when ther
masked potatoes. >> steve: m-a-s-k, masked. >> jimmy: that's a joke for everybody. >> steve: not mashed, masked >> jimmy: no, no did you see this, though, higgins? frank's red hot just released an injector to help you get hot sauce into your turkey this year look at this oh it's a great way to spice up your turkey, and if you mix in a little pfizer, even better way to get your uncle vaccinated [ laughter and applause have some more turkey. white meat or dark -- breast...
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>> steve: rokus. >> jimmy: haikus. >> steve: haikus. >> jimmy: hulus. >> steve: hulus. >> jimmy: big bops. >> steve: bee bops, your bleep blorps. >> jimmy: yep. >> steve: film cameras. >> jimmy: yep, the red camera. >> steve: sure. >> jimmy: 5k kodak brownie. >> steve: the roku. >> jimmy: for this mondays "tonight show" coming up. i've very excited about this. emmy, grammy, oscar, tony, and golden globe award winner barbara streisand will be here. >> steve: barbara! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: this will be barbara's first late night talk show guest appearance in over 50 years! >> steve: wow! >> jimmy: 5-0. i'm so honored. i can't wait. that's gonna be fun. she has a new album duets album called "partners." her and, like, everybody. stevie wonder, michael buble, blake shelton, all these guys. it's a great record. she's gonna come on, sing a a song, maybe do a bit. >> steve: maybe. >> jimmy: who knows, she might even just host the show. >> steve: really? >> jimmy: i might not even be here. >> steve: are you serious? >> jimmy: yeah. i'm gonna be at home watching with you guys.
>> steve: rokus. >> jimmy: haikus. >> steve: haikus. >> jimmy: hulus. >> steve: hulus. >> jimmy: big bops. >> steve: bee bops, your bleep blorps. >> jimmy: yep. >> steve: film cameras. >> jimmy: yep, the red camera. >> steve: sure. >> jimmy: 5k kodak brownie. >> steve: the roku. >> jimmy: for this mondays "tonight show" coming up. i've very excited about this. emmy, grammy, oscar, tony, and golden...
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>> steve: right. right. >> jimmy: except they added presciption -- they add like -- [ laughter ] >> steve: had one square and one round. >> jimmy: that they turned into a real -- >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: a real pair of glasses. anyways, fantastic. >> steve: that's so great. >> jimmy: i love it. [ laughter ] this next on is from marissa wagner in austin, texas. she was helping a friend research doctors, all right, and found this gentleman right here. "dr. richard chopp, urology team." [ laughter ] richard chopp. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: dr. richard chopp. >> steve: chopp. yeah, richard chopp. [ laughter ] [ talking over each other ] >> jimmy: dr. richard chopp. >> steve: richard -- >> jimmy: ura -- >> steve: chopp. >> jimmy: urology team. are you not hearing me? [ laughter ] >> steve: i hear you. >> jimmy: are you not understanding? >> steve: i understand. >> jimmy: do you understand why that would be odd? >> steve: are you saying that dick chopp is a urologist? [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: th
>> steve: right. right. >> jimmy: except they added presciption -- they add like -- [ laughter ] >> steve: had one square and one round. >> jimmy: that they turned into a real -- >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: a real pair of glasses. anyways, fantastic. >> steve: that's so great. >> jimmy: i love it. [ laughter ] this next on is from marissa wagner in austin, texas. she was helping a friend research doctors, all right, and found this gentleman right...
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>> steve: yep. >> jimmy: the rapper? >> steve: tuspock the rapper. the vulcan rapper. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i've got to say -- i've got to say, i'm kind of excited about that. >> steve: what's there not to love? >> jimmy: i really appreciate, it buddy. you're the best. thank you so much. ♪ thank you, the new england patriots, for being accused of playing with deflated balls. or as hugh hefner's wife put it, "been there, done that." [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: she's football player? wow. >> jimmy: yes. she's a football player. >> steve: i did not know that. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, secretary of energy ernest moniz, for looking like the love child of ernest borgnine and the quaker oats guy. [ laughter ] [ applause ] he doesn't leave the house. you have to forgive him. he doesn't leave the house. >> steve: he's never left the house before -- >> jimmy: he doesn't have a a television -- >> steve: last time he left was 1790. last time he left the -- >> jimmy: we found him in the time capsule, buried -- >> steve: you're lucky he has modern clothe
>> steve: yep. >> jimmy: the rapper? >> steve: tuspock the rapper. the vulcan rapper. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i've got to say -- i've got to say, i'm kind of excited about that. >> steve: what's there not to love? >> jimmy: i really appreciate, it buddy. you're the best. thank you so much. ♪ thank you, the new england patriots, for being accused of playing with deflated balls. or as hugh hefner's wife put it, "been there, done that." [ laughter and...
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♪ >> steve: hey-oh! [ laughter and applause ] "your b-52 is so old, instead of a runway, it lands on a a shuffleboard court." >> steve: hey! ♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: that's how old that would be. >> steve: hey-oh! >> jimmy: this is kind of weird. i read that coolers and bicycles were banned from last night's debate, which makes you wonder what happened at previous debates where they said, "all right. from now on, no more coolers or bicycles at the debate." [ applause ] "because this is a complete disaster." >> steve: hey, no! >> jimmy: come on. you have to make a rule. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: no more! i've had enough! >> steve: i have a cooler full of beer, man! >> jimmy: you wouldn't believe -- "you wouldn't believe what happened to me getting up here. i had to go through all those coolers and bicycles." [ laughter ] "never again." >> steve: "enough!" >> jimmy: "enough! good day, sir!" [ laughter ] this is pretty big. snapchat announced they're changing its name to "snap, incorporated." >> steve: oh
♪ >> steve: hey-oh! [ laughter and applause ] "your b-52 is so old, instead of a runway, it lands on a a shuffleboard court." >> steve: hey! ♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: that's how old that would be. >> steve: hey-oh! >> jimmy: this is kind of weird. i read that coolers and bicycles were banned from last night's debate, which makes you wonder what happened at previous debates where they said, "all right. from now on, no more coolers or bicycles at...
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>> steve: now? >> jimmy: no, but i've -- i'm not sure which one they all look good i know about them. i've done research on all of them i'm going to tell you about each one, and then you guys are going to vote on which book should be this year's summer read, and we can all read it together >> steve: ah >> jimmy: now it's time to reveal the books here we go all right. here's our first book right here [ laughter ] "people we meet on vacation. >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: i like the cover, right? you like the cover that's by emily henry. this is a "new york times" best selling author it's a fun romance >> steve: romance? >> jimmy: yeah, it's romance so here's the deal with this one. it's about two friends, poppy and her best friend alex >> steve: okay >> jimmy: all right? man and woman. they go on vacation together every year except last year. there was some drama so they didn't go. [ laughter ] they didn't go on vacation >> steve: covid? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but now they want to go on vacation [ laughte
>> steve: now? >> jimmy: no, but i've -- i'm not sure which one they all look good i know about them. i've done research on all of them i'm going to tell you about each one, and then you guys are going to vote on which book should be this year's summer read, and we can all read it together >> steve: ah >> jimmy: now it's time to reveal the books here we go all right. here's our first book right here [ laughter ] "people we meet on vacation. >> steve: ooh....
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. >> steve: really? in germany? >> jimmy: are tweeting us. yeah. >> steve: wow. where's the -- how much is a a fish? >> jimmy: i got an answer. >> steve: how much is it? >> jimmy: we had this band on the other night, we played a a song by scooter called, "how much is the fish?" ♪ this is it. ♪ it's a techno song. ♪ the chase is better and it just kicks in. ♪ than the catch he just just dances then he goes -- ♪ how much is the fish >> jimmy: how much is this fish? it's a giant, apparently giant song in germany. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: and so, i sent a a video out. it's by scooter. >> scooter. >> jimmy: real song. >> steve: huge in germany. >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: hasslehoff two. >> jimmy: i asked him, i asked the lead singer, i said, "can you just answer for everybody how -- first of all, was this a a fish that you're going to eat?" >> steve: right. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: "or is it for an aquarium? and then how much was it?" and he said, "it was for an aquarium." >> steve: right. >> ji
. >> steve: really? in germany? >> jimmy: are tweeting us. yeah. >> steve: wow. where's the -- how much is a a fish? >> jimmy: i got an answer. >> steve: how much is it? >> jimmy: we had this band on the other night, we played a a song by scooter called, "how much is the fish?" ♪ this is it. ♪ it's a techno song. ♪ the chase is better and it just kicks in. ♪ than the catch he just just dances then he goes -- ♪ how much is the fish >>...
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no dancing, you guys. >> steve: no. >> jimmy: no, i don't care. >> steve: why? come on. >> jimmy: no, now and then you got to make rules and you gotta just set the stage a little bit. >> steve: set the tone? >> jimmy: set the tone of the night. and class it up a little bit. no dancing. [ audience ohs ] >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: hey. i don't want to hear any of this from anybody. i'll turn this show right around, you guys. [ laughter ] so when this comes on, no dancing. ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: roots. roots, no dancing. >> what? >> jimmy: wait until the end of the show. borns is here, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] yeah, baby. yeah, baby. >> steve: outrageous. >> jimmy: guys, today is friday. that's usually when i catch up on some personal stuff. i check my inbox. i return some e-mails and of course, i send out "thank you" notes. and i was running a bit behind. [ cheers ] thank you. and i was wondering, if you guys wouldn't mind, i would like to write out my weekly "thank you" notes right now. is that cool? you guys are the best. [ cheers and applause ] i hate to put y
no dancing, you guys. >> steve: no. >> jimmy: no, i don't care. >> steve: why? come on. >> jimmy: no, now and then you got to make rules and you gotta just set the stage a little bit. >> steve: set the tone? >> jimmy: set the tone of the night. and class it up a little bit. no dancing. [ audience ohs ] >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: hey. i don't want to hear any of this from anybody. i'll turn this show right around, you guys. [ laughter ] so when this...
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. >> steve: schnitzgabai? >> jimmy: gabai? >> steve: gabai? >> jimmy: goodbye! >> steve: goodbye! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: schnitz, goodbye! >> steve: hey, schnitz, bye! >> jimmy: schnitz, goodbye! >> steve: immodium, a.d. >> jimmy: it's not that. it's, like, what heidi klum says at the reality show. if you lose, she goes, "schnitz, goodbye." and that's it. [ laughter ] but that's different. this is different. >> steve: okay. >> jimmy: this is different. this is -- >> steve: i thought it was like an anti-diarrhea medicine. >> jimmy: schnitz, goodbye. schnitzgabai? "dude, i'll have the schnitzgabai!" >> steve: "look at my new t-shirt, dude!" >> jimmy: "how about the chicken schnitzgabai?" >> steve: "dude!" >> jimmy: "dude!" [ laughter ] schnitz says, "in all driver's licenses, the description of eye color will be permanently changed to red." now that's -- [ applause ] everyone has red eyes. "he's six foot tall. he has red eyes. he's half closed." this last one is from @kingbeyhive. beehive. he says, "there should be a separate line at fast food places for the 'i just smoked, so this
. >> steve: schnitzgabai? >> jimmy: gabai? >> steve: gabai? >> jimmy: goodbye! >> steve: goodbye! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: schnitz, goodbye! >> steve: hey, schnitz, bye! >> jimmy: schnitz, goodbye! >> steve: immodium, a.d. >> jimmy: it's not that. it's, like, what heidi klum says at the reality show. if you lose, she goes, "schnitz, goodbye." and that's it. [ laughter ] but that's different. this is different. >> steve:...
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you're going to work >> steve: yep, sure. >> jimmy: you're going - >> steve: on vacation? >> jimmy: well, if the cdc allows but yeah [ light laughter ] yeah but yeah, if you're going for a walk, go to walk to work going on the subway. >> steve: sure >> jimmy: anyways, podcasts are the best so the other day i was scrolling through my podcast app. i hav the -- >> steve: blastoff yeah, castaway [ laughter ] >> jimmy: ooh, blastoff is a a good name. >> steve: blastoff is a good one, blasting off podcasts >> jimmy: yeah, blast off podcasts so anyways i noticed that there's a lot of obscure podcasts >> steve: really >> jimmy: yeah, stuff i've never even heard of before so now i thought we would check a few of them out. it's time for "tonight show podcasts." here we go [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ tonight sho podcasts ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: now, let's put this in here. >> steve: put in the aux cable, there you go yeah, nice >> jimmy: okay, there we go. so, the first podcast -- >> steve: oh you're going to listen to these. [ laughter ] we're not going to -- we can't hear them? >> jimm
you're going to work >> steve: yep, sure. >> jimmy: you're going - >> steve: on vacation? >> jimmy: well, if the cdc allows but yeah [ light laughter ] yeah but yeah, if you're going for a walk, go to walk to work going on the subway. >> steve: sure >> jimmy: anyways, podcasts are the best so the other day i was scrolling through my podcast app. i hav the -- >> steve: blastoff yeah, castaway [ laughter ] >> jimmy: ooh, blastoff is a a good name....
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>> steve: boom! >> jimmy: hey, cool. >> steve: okay, this is somebody who watches a lot of tv. >> my dad. >> steve: yeah, but it's called -- it's two words. it's not an autumn and carrot. it's a -- >> what? >> steve: it's not a chair carrot, but a -- >> couch potato! >> steve: boom! [ beeping louder ] >> jimmy: drive in the driveway. drive in the driveway. you always drive in the driveway. >> oh, station wagon? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] [ beeping ] >> did it go? okay. it's -- um -- a -- >> jimmy: take your time. [ buzzer ] oh! [ sad tuba ] >> steve: yes. rice krispies. rice krispies. what was it? >> jimmy: yeah, right. >> rice krispies. >> i was going to say my favorite, but you don't know that. >> jimmy: is that your favorite? >> yeah. >> jimmy: rice krispy treats or the cereal? >> no, the treats. >> jimmy: yeah, treats are the best. >> steve: i like snap. >> jimmy: all right, here we go. now, you go again. you can start it off this time. and better luck this time. but if me and strahan w
>> steve: boom! >> jimmy: hey, cool. >> steve: okay, this is somebody who watches a lot of tv. >> my dad. >> steve: yeah, but it's called -- it's two words. it's not an autumn and carrot. it's a -- >> what? >> steve: it's not a chair carrot, but a -- >> couch potato! >> steve: boom! [ beeping louder ] >> jimmy: drive in the driveway. drive in the driveway. you always drive in the driveway. >> oh, station wagon? [ laughter ] [...